A Guide to Being a Hipster in a Major City

From my observations if you'd like to become a hipster in a large US city you must: 

Go to an art school or at least claim to be in love with art.

Own a fancy camera.

Shop at Urban Outfitters. (However, if you are top notch and stay on top of your shit, you shop at a thrift store.)

Smoke cigs, preferably American Spirits  (Spirits are one-hundred per cent natural with no additives, man. It's also a way to stick it to the MAN because they aren't owned by a major tobacco company)

Shower twice a week or if you can manage to look like you don't shower at all.

Wear gold toms, actually fuck it. Wear any color toms.

Wear a took

Lastly, the fixings

My favorite kind of hipster? A Chi town hipster formally called a Chipster.

Any additions to this guide are welcome by hipster-observers and hipsters alike.